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Monday, October 31st, 2011
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1:20 am - i love today
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I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles
I want candy, i got a sugar tooth put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose
(ladies) candy... candy...
i need candy bubble gum, and taffy get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy I need candy, any kind'll do Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved" It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created
I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head! Where you keepin' all the candy?! Who made you candy king?! If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!
(ladies) Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon Candy, in school, on your way home from school Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess Come on down yo, here's the address At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,
Right next to, gentlemen's club.
current mood:  enthralled
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| Thursday, May 12th, 2011
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6:23 pm - dont them slip thru youre finger tips
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| Friday, October 29th, 2010
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12:31 pm
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| Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
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2:12 pm - Grape or Wild Cherry
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life sucks lets all get together at dead mans point and drink the kool-aid
there will be grape or wild cherry soo every body happy !!
current mood:  crazy
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| Tuesday, June 1st, 2010
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11:44 pm - 1988
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G.D. truck its like it wants to just die and join her buddys..
Found
On
Road
Dead
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| Monday, April 19th, 2010
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11:33 am
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i didn't even have to use my AK, so i gotta say today was a good day
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| Friday, February 12th, 2010
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6:20 pm - this sucks
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when its hard to bust a nutt cuss her boob job sucks.
happy birth day to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!
current mood:  envious
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| Thursday, October 1st, 2009
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12:10 am
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whats up every buddy its jordan
like always i still hate you all.
thank you for youre time.
current mood:  chipper
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| Friday, April 24th, 2009
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11:15 am
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| Monday, September 15th, 2008
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1:18 am
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| Monday, July 21st, 2008
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3:18 pm
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for all whom read this. i hope things are working out the way you had planed them years ago.. and if not, hold on child things will get easier..
current mood:  restless
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| Friday, April 25th, 2008
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5:51 pm - Break'n the law....
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| Sunday, December 16th, 2007
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11:46 pm
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12:38 pm
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its like the child in me is screaming hell yeah SNOW !!!
an the adult in me is yelling at the child, HELL YEAH SNOW MOTHA FUCKA !!!
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| Friday, December 14th, 2007
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4:39 pm
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| Thursday, December 6th, 2007
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2:10 pm - my day has been made.
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| Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
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2:36 pm - FIVE HUNDRED DOLL-HAIRS
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sooo um yeah...
if i new that you could get 500 $ for getting into a car crash that isn't youre fault
id be a frick'n almost kinda rich...
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| Monday, November 26th, 2007
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3:28 pm
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To all of those whom still par-take in the act of viewing this journal..
Lend me your eyes once last time so I may bust a load a pond them..
current mood: high
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| Saturday, November 17th, 2007
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12:44 pm
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| Thursday, November 30th, 2006
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2:06 pm
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